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Ballon d'Or The player who tops the rankings on the day of the Christmas Social.
Golden Boot The attacker or attacking midfielder who has scored the highest average goals per week.
Midfield Maestro The midfielder with the biggest difference between average team goals scored and conceded. Personal goals scored count double, and a clean sheet counts as 3 extra.
Brick Wall The defender or goal keeper who has conceded the fewest average goals per week.
Players Player Determined by a vote. It's up to you how you define this award - it could be who you enjoy playing with the most, who you think is the most under-rated, who you think puts in the most effort etc.
Two Left Feet For the comedy moment of the year including spectacular misses, world class own goals, impressive stumbles, unlikely excuses or remarkable hangovers. Report any here.
Random Award Random trophy we found on the side of the pitch. Will be awarded randomly.
Terry Butcher For playing through injury.
Battle of Positions Annual 'Christmas Special' week, with attackers, midfielders & defenders each having their own team.
2026
Muz
Max-2%
Mark L-6%
Tom C-7%
Alex N-8%
Manuel2.50
Hassan2.00
Vinny2.00
Sam H1.25
Tom C1.25
Smari13.00
Nasir11.00
Alex G9.00
Simon9.00
Hassan8.75
David0.00
Mark B1.33
Aniefiok1.33
Shirwan1.50
Mustapha2.00
 Voting Opens December 1st ? ? ? ?
2025
Muz
Difference
Muz
Max-1%
Mark L-3%
Manuel
GoalsWeeksMaxAvg
Manuel1074162.61
Kachi672762.48
Vinny853852.24
Sam H593851.55
Hassan594541.31
Frederik
WeeksGoalsCSScore
Frederik3330234.39
Muz3833254.26
Sam H3859203.08
Hassan4559223.04
Tom B4514232.76
Mark L
ConcededWeeksMaxCSAvg
Mark L1974513324.38
David124278154.59
Gabriel1933911204.95
Niall1863612255.17
Eddie2725216215.23
Eddie
1Eddie
2Tim
3=Ravi & Muz
5=David, Ryan & Vinny
Ravi For turning up with two left boots and having to go home again to pick up a right boot. And still beating Ize to the pitch.
Said For being the runner up at being runner up. Second place at the % of times his team came second.
Stevey For playing through his horrific Mallet Finger injury.
Attackers
2024
Max
Difference
Max
Tom C-3%
Alec-6%
Alex N
GoalsWeeksMaxAvg
Alex N833772.24
Manuel994762.11
Tom C814161.98
Ravi404041.00
Said314130.76
Andrew T
WeeksGoalsCSScore
Andrew T3630154.08
Stevey2812163.36
Muz3428133.03
Max4750252.66
Frederik4731172.51
Mark L
ConcededWeeksMaxCSAvg
Mark L2264916234.61
Seok120261084.62
Lekan2284513205.07
David1532811165.46
Shirwan2354316175.47
Stevey
Mark L For being the goal-keeper who was scored against by the other goal-keeper, from the other goal-keeper's area
Seok For scoring against the other goal-keeper, from his own area
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2023 Max Tom Ox
Max
WeeksCSScore
Max3672.14
Stevey3661.17
Connor3730.92
Liam3830.71
Alec3730.41
Van
ConcededWeeksMaxCSAvg
Van147311164.74
Shirwan173351624.94
Mark L220431335.12
Eddie233451345.18
Mark L
Joe For preferring to go to car boot sales instead of football on numerous occasions
Harry Inaugural winner, for saving a penalty from Max.
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  • The award year runs from Christmas Social to Christmas Social.
  • At least 26 weeks must be played to be eligible.
  • Ties separated by average goal difference for the year.

Timeline

  • 2016: Alexis started the game on grass in Chelsfield Park for local residents. The slightly sloping pitch was great in summer, but a bit muddy in the winter.
  • 2017: Van took over the organisation and put the game up on footyaddicts.com which helped greatly with turnouts.
  • 2020: Mark took over. After a trial at the Harris Academy, we decided an astroturf pitch and real goals made for a better game so we permanently moved. As numbers have increased we've expanded to 2 pitches.
Since we started, we have played approximately 12,737 man-hours of football !

Matches

Occasionaly we play friendlies or tournaments against other teams. The match reports for these can be found here.